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Published on October 13th, 2016 | by Flipside

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Ken Bone To Run In NUS Scotland By-Election 2016

The recently famous, heroic and red-fleece wearing Kenneth Bone, who recently rose to public knowledge due to his genuine and humble questions at the recent US presidential debates, has announced his ambitious plans to leap into the political sphere, hoping first to conquer the NUS Scotland By-Election 2016.

 

Speaking exclusively to Flipside, Mr. Bone stated ‘I really think I can represent something different and refreshing as the NUS Scotland representative, I speak for the people and I care. Plus I’m a massive meme celebrity so that will mean that people actually listen to me.’

 

When we were speaking to Ken Bone, he was unfortunately not wearing the trademark red fleece jumper, but instead a dashing indigo number that complimented his eyes, whilst contrasting nicely with his power mustache.

 

We wish Ken the best of luck.

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