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Published on September 18th, 2015 | by Flipside

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Lad relieved m8’s don’t call bullshit on his claims to know lots about rugby.

With the Rugby World cup looming, one Fresher, James Klinger has opened up around the terror he feels about being judged by the other Lads, for not actually knowing about rugby.

“I just have never played it, and I mean I didn’t go to a private school and I am not northern, so it just never really came up in conversation. But I am staying in Chancellors Court in Pollock now and it appears that if I don’t know about rugby then I am basically not a human person, and certainly not a lad.”

“Fortunately when the lads asked if I was watching the game, I managed to tell them I couldn’t because I was attending all sixty-seven of the events I signed up to at the freshers fair. They bought it after we had some banter about Chris Robshaw’s big face, (I don’t know who he is, and does he have a big face?).”

“When they asked if I liked rugby, I said lots, and they seemed satisfied and dropped it. But I don’t know how long this can be kept up, I hope they don’t find out. Or else I may be uncool, and I can think of nothing worse. I just hope Wayne Rooney scores tonight, that will be good and keep them happy.”

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