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Published on February 29th, 2016 | by Flipside

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Leo DiCaprio Can Finally Get Away With Murder. Well Done Leo!

With the recent Academy Award acquisition, Leonardo DiCaprio is allowed to kill one person without legal repercussions. Speaking to the press, the gold statue locked in his death grip, The actor said, ‘I just want to thank the Academy, Alexander for his fantastic work, my colleague Sharpfang the Bear, this is just as much theirs as it is mine. Also Peter Tatchell I’m going to murder you in the woods and there’s not a damn thing you can do about it.’ He received light applause as he lept into a waiting helicopter with undeniable bloodlust in his eyes.

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