Published on May 10th, 2017 | by Flipside0
Foxes to Vote on Reintroducing Tory-hunting
Foxes, the much-maligned national rodent of the British countryside, are considering reintroducing a bill that will allow them to viciously attack, hunt and kill British Conservative politicians.
Tories have blighted the British populace for many years, and though we have been forced to tolerate them for what seems like eons, without kicking and shooting the living shit out of them whenever we want, it seems like that time may be coming to an end.
“We’ve tolerated the Tories for far too long” said a spokesfox for the Fox population. “They roam around the country, doing whatever the fuck they like, ruining the cities, ruining the countryside, worsening a deep inequality crisis, and digging through the nation’s bins to see if anyone dares to support immigrants.”
“The Tories are a threat to the strong, stable foxiness of the British population, not to mention our NHS and education system, and they must be stopped.”
Flipside supports the foxes in their fight against the Tory-hunting ban. Sign our petition to reintroduce legal Tory-hunting here, at www.change.org/killallthefuckingtorieswithabigstick