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Published on May 4th, 2016 | by Flipside

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Library Cat Definitely Dead, come on guys.

After several weeks since his disappearance, we can almost completely confirm that library cat is dead. I mean come on guys, it’s been two months, that cat went into the woods and died alone a while ago. You know ‘nine lives’ is just a phrase right?  Jesus, it didn’t even really care about you, does it matter that much? If there’s any glimmer of hope, kill it now and click this link

 

Replacing the library cat is Greg, the library attendant who stays til 2 in the morning every day cleaning up our garbage. And just like library cat he displays the same level of affection for library patrons: none.
If you’re saddened by this news- at least you can still watch the dogs in the meadows. And sign up for dogspotting for christ’s sake

It’s time

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