Published on September 24th, 2015 | by Flipside0
Local Man Finds Needle In Haystack.
Breaking news: A local Edinburgh man has found a needle in a haystack in approximately seven minutes.
Brian Taylor was totally delighted and was more than happy to talk to Flipside about his achievement; which ranks him in the higher echelons of human achievement.
“I mean I don’t want to hype myself up, but this basically makes me like Gandhi doesn’t it? Few people have ever achieved something like this, hence the expression, well I wonder, is the expression really that merited? I mean it wasn’t that hard.” (Flipside have made angry calls to the expression people, no one has replied as of yet).
” I just put my hand in, had a bit of a rummage around and then cut myself, I assumed that it must have been close, kept rummaging and there it was. Thing is I don’t know where the needle came from as I was looking for my keys, I think I might need to get checked out….”
Flipside hopes Brian’s health isn’t affected, a large search team still have not located his keys after three days of searching and have now started a petition to have the expression changed to “like finding a set of keys in a haystack”, they say it won’t catch on, but it will!