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Published on August 7th, 2015 | by Flipside

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Local man wonders if his itchy balls are actually a medical issue….

Local Edinburgh man, Gavin Lynch has often had itchy balls as long as he can remember.

“I mean, I am pretty sure all men get itchy balls, don’t they?” He said.  Despite our totally justified lack of understanding and look of discomfort, he continued, “I mean you always hear guys joking about it… I just wonder how itchy is ok? I mean they can get pretty darn itchy.”

Our interviewer, Karen, simply sat in silence.

“Sometimes I think, maybe you should see a doctor… but generally just assume it is fine. I mean they look ok, well they are balls so they look hilarious, but they look normal, I think. What do normal balls really look like? I mean I haven’t stopped to look….”

We have no more of Gavin’s thoughts recorded as understandably Karen left, upon her return to flipside she calmly and fairly demanded a pay rise for her work, we agreed. (Karen wasn’t aware that we have no real money as we aren’t actually a real organisation.)

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