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Published on May 21st, 2017 | by Flipside

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Local Teen Neglects To Register To Vote Because His Mum Ran Out of Stamps

 

 

18 and 9 months year old Seth Davies, has recently realized that due to forces entirely beyond his control, in which he could not have stopped or altered he will unfortunately be unable to vote in this coming election.

 

“I know that it have to do it by tomorrow, but I can’t find any stamps and my mum told me that the post office is closed on Sundays so I guess I won’t be able to the form there in time. There was no way for me to avoid this. I don’t see anyway of getting the form there unless I physically take it, because I failed my driving test for the third time last week too. I know that Theresa May is both boring and cruel, but there was literally nothing I could do.”

 

In an attitude that is not dissimilar to anti-vaxxers, Seth just hopes that the good will and organization of the rest of the nation will carry him through enough to keep him healthy, physically and emotionally. And not have his organs harvested by Theresa May’s privatization of the NHS.

 

If you don’t want anymore human lizards in power, register to vote online here

 

https://www.gov.uk/register-to-vote

 

No stamps necessary because the internet is God.

 

 

 

 

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