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Published on November 11th, 2017 | by Flipside

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Louis C.K, ‘I Was Admired So I Got My Dick Out’: An Apology

These stories are true. I have a penis, I thought it was ok that I asked women if they wanted to see my dick before whipping it out even if they didn’t want to,. I realise now that I took advantage of women who admired me, and just wanted to be around me, I doubt they were working on sets with me out of pure career ambitions.

 

I don’t apologize for showing my dick to those who don’t admire me. Many people do admire me and that’s why I showed them my dick. These are my many achievements that I have been admired in and could be admired further in that you probably won’t see because enough people now know I’m a pervert , The Baskets, One Misissipi, and I Love You Daddy: I apologize to everyone who worked on these that they did not see my penis. I apologize to my fans who have also not seen my penis. I vow to make sure that I will show my penis to everyone who admires me and I will work harder to get my penis to a deserving audience. I have daughters.

 

Thank you all for listening

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