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Published on January 28th, 2017 | by Flipside

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Malicious Rumours To Spread About Theresa May: Part 2

As well as wanting to spy on everyone she also is working on a computer program that replaces the wall paper of every phone, tablet and computer with her face captioned with “we’re watching you”

She farts in lifts without shame Her favourite batman villian is Julian Gregory Day. Also known as the calender man. Because she is just as awful as he is.

Her family favourite movie is Titanic because she gets off watching poor people and immigrants drown.

She doesn’t like Morgan Freeman unlike the wicked witch of the West who is soluble in water, she is not. However she is soluble in a whole range of other non-polar solvents. My solvent of choice would be cyclohexane or benzene.

In her dreams she chases Freddie Kruger

She used to be into bum-fights now she’s into something darker.

She plans to outfit Canal Street in manchester with 30 pray away the gay centres and tanoy speakers shouting the old testament in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried.

Britta from the show Community say that she’s the worst.

After being dropped from the cast of hocus pocus, in order to get back at the remaining cast members, she turned Sarah Jessica Parker into a horse. Miss Parker never made a full recovery.

Rumour 25 has been removed from this because the author has deemed it too offensive

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