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Published on April 23rd, 2018 | by Flipside

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Man Still Looking For Friends On the Meadows

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Despite Scottish summer having now been and gone. A man, Barry, is still looking for his friends on the Meadows after being unable to find them for the last three days.

“They said they were just off Middle Meadow Walk” said Barry, “But I cannie find em. I have been looking since Saturday, apparently they had a barbecue on and everything! But so did everyone else. There was nothing to distinguish them in the hazy smoke blurred green sea that the Meadows became that day.”

Barry fears he may never find his friends… and with summer over he may have to wait until next year to see them again.

Our thoughts are with you Barry.

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