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Published on October 8th, 2015 | by Flipside

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McEwan Hall Building Works Still Not Fucking Finished.

Breaking News: the building works, which have surrounded McEwan Hall longer than any fourth year can remember, are still not finished. In fact they are nowhere near completion. With the completion date being set for 2200, the builders and their employers are taking things easy.

“We have just finished pre-pre-construction,” Said chief builder Bob, “so soon we can move onto pre-construction, and after that we can actually get onto construction, which will enable us to get onto the main construction, following that we will begin post-construction, by which stage the pre-construction will need reconstruction….”

Bob kept speaking like this for four days.

Students everywhere are still hoping that a Thunderbirds-esque rocket launching pad is going to appear at some point. Bob has said they shouldn’t get their hopes up. Fuck you, Bob.

Flipside does concede this still doesn’t quite constitute a cock-up on the scale of the trams, but it is getting there.

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