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Published on April 5th, 2018 | by Flipside

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Mostly Privileged And Happy Student Keeps Tagging Themselves In Memes About Having A Hard Life…

Local middle class millennial, student and self proclaimed “meme enthusiast ” Miall Noorjanj has come under fire for the recent memes he has tagged himself or friends in. The memes generally contain bleak images from across the ages, with bleaker, even nihilistic captions. Such as a picture of a dead dog surrounded by flies, which is also on fire, and the caption:”it’s all fucking fucking fucked isn’t it?” Miall commented,

“lol Ellen so our lives”.

Another was a gif of a scientific professor just completing a lifetimes work on the cure to cancer, only for the thesis to suddenly be washed away in a flash flood and for the professor to then be shot by government agents for loosing the work, while her harrowed family were forced to watch on… Miall commented,

“Emily lol lol study season be like”

This has brought Miall in for heavy criticism my tagging authorities on the grounds, compared to many, he leads a happy and stress free life. A spokesperson for the Anti Comment Unit National Team Services Or Anti-CUNTS said,

“This behaviour from Miall is unacceptable and he is not the only one, all over the world students are using memes and gifs to compare their very minor (and often completely self imposed) stress over achademic to real life stress like being a doctor or actually having a job. Or even worse they are comparing the tough situations of their lives such as not having enough money to go for another big bender in Glasgow, to air raids in the Sudan.”

From his cosy £523 pcm Marchmont flat Miall has refuted the claims,

“it’s just a bit of banter, plus we students really do have it tough”.

Since these interviews were taken Niall graduated and was recently seen hammering on the doors of his administration office begging to be let back into the loving soft bosom of university…

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