Published on December 2nd, 2016 | by Flipside0
Zac Goldsmith to Pursue Dream Career in Bollywood
Following his recent defeat in the Richmond Park by-election, (which some have already proclaimed to the be only good thing to happen in 2016 politics) Mr Goldsmith has announced he intends to now pursue a career in Bollywood.
Speaking to Flipside he said, “I’m very actually very relieved. This politics thing has been a lot of hard work and I’m not really sure what I’ve been doing for the past few years. Now I have a good excuse for papa so that he will keep funding me so I can do what I want. And that is obviously a career in Bollywood.”
When asked what kind of career he desired Mr Goldsmith replied, “You know, a Bollywood, I love all Bollywoods and would just be happy to have a career being one.” After an explanation that Bollywood was a hugely diverse industry comprising of hundreds of different jobs and careers which is actually economically larger than Hollywood, Mr Goldsmith looked bemused and said, “Ohh, I see, well I guess I could be an actor I know I don’t speak Indian” (there is no such thing) but I could just put on some fake tan and play cricket. There can’t be much more too it than that there?”
We wish Mr Goldsmith luck with his future ventures….