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Commentary

Published on January 3rd, 2016 | by Flipside

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Nation bemoans that there is nothing to look forward to after Christmas and New Year

Millions have taken to the sofa today in a grump complaining that there is nothing more to look forward to in life, after  the festive festivities have ended, both Christmas and New Years have passed and now all is left is a bitter hangover, the realisation that 2016 is not going to be your year, it will probably be some other prick’s named Clive.

Bob Cobbe said ‘There is nothing exciting about the following months until at least Easter. Even then, all Easter is is the next socially acceptable opportunity to gorge on food. My wife is already on at me to lose the festive fifteen pounds I have gained. I could lose weight any time of year, why would I bother now? I am sure I will walk it off by summer or something. Valentine’s Day is a heap of crap, all about consumerism and it was just invented by companies to make money, not like Christmas in the slightest. Somebody needs to make a new day and fast, actually it doesn’t matter, nothing matters! I miss 2015, it was a simpler time, an easier time. A better time.’

That being said, Flipside notes that there is a lot to look forward to in 2016: The great possibility of Ted Cruz or Donald Trump being elected President of the United States of America; or David Cameron still being Prime Minister; or whatever the fuck John McDonnel will do next.

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