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Published on April 21st, 2016 | by Flipside

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Nationwide Epidemic of Mourning Wood

 

Today, Britain was in mourning for the loss of brilliant comedian and all-round lovely-seeming woman Victoria Wood, who died age 62. Men, women and children alike woke up to the sensation of mourning Wood, and felt embarrassed about getting out of bed while they were so sad and shaken by her sudden death.

Tributes have been rolling for the star of Acorn Antiques and Dinnerladies, for her inspiring wit, kindness, innovation and fanastic writing, particularly in the male-dominated world of comedy.

We here at Flipside would like to think Victoria appreciates the fact that we used her death – a serious, sobering moment – to make the most juvenile dick joke possible.

R.I.P. Victoria Wood, the crazy party raging in heaven since 2016 began just got a lot funnier.

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