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Education

Published on February 7th, 2018 | by Flipside

New Principal Digs up Bristo Square Again to Distract from 400k Salary

 

As the news of the University of Bath’s principles resignation in the face of public outcry at her 468k salary, the University of Edinburgh has been trying very hard not to bring attention to their own new principle, Professor Peter Mathieson, and his own very ridiculous salary of 400k. In the light of the price of printing credit at the university and the state of Hugh Rob dungeon, student are either unaware or outraged.

In order to distract from this potential scandal, the new Principal has done everything he can to improve the university, which is following a similar suit of his predecessor and has commenced further digging up of Bristo Square for little or no reason.

A representative for Principal said this ‘Nothing distracts the students from social wrongs like a large, cavernous hole. Everyone knows this is the best way to avoid bad press. ’

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