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Published on January 26th, 2016 | by Flipside

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Nicola Sturgeon and Hillary Clinton to Star in Reality Show

Last night, the entertainment world was abuzz with claims that the two social media-savvy politicians will be co-starring in a reality TV show, to be aired on ITV and HBO in the spring.

Both are known for their strong Twitter presence, their willingness to pose for selfies, and their love of a good old-fashioned emoji to convey emotions when words just fail.

Series one of Celebrity Big Sister will see the two political powerhouses take part in a variety of wacky challenges, including banana boating, egg and spoon race, a giant human version of snakes and ladders, and a ‘who looks most like Angela Merkel?’ contest. Both will explain their political aims to viewers – in 140 characters or less, of course – who will then vote on a winner. The winner will be immediately elected leader of their respective nation, while the loser will be forced to spend a weekend in Skegness with David Cameron, George Osborne, Donald Trump and Sarah Palin.

Yes. We are in the year 2016, and this is how politics works now. Deal with it.

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