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Published on February 6th, 2016 | by Flipside

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Night on ketamine an unmitigated fucking disaster, says first year student….

A first year student has recalled a night on ketamine that left him emotionally broken and a shadow of his former self.

Graham Harvey, a first year student at the University of Leeds, is part of a growing number of students beginning to criticise the widely held claim that taking ketamine is genuinely an enjoyable experience.

“Get the Ket in they said. It will be funny they said.”

“I thought it was getting weird when some maverick in the flat started lauding the entire back catalogue of David Gray. I thought to myself, right, something’s up here. Think about what’s really going on.”

“Thing is, you can’t think. You can’t even fucking move.”

“It’s not nice when you think you’re about to die imminently.”

“It’s equally not as nice to have to get a mate to reassure you for four hours that you still have both your legs.”

After learning from his experience Graham has decided to stick to “bashing the poppers”instead.

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