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Published on April 22nd, 2016 | by Flipside

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NUS Not Denying the Holocaust, Just Politely Ignoring It

 

NUS, the elected student body that represents British universities, which is staunchly anti-Israel and anti-Zionist but definitely-not-anti-semitic-how-dare-you-suggest-such-a-thing-you-fucking-kikes, has opted not to recognise Holocaust Memorial Day. This, they say, is definitely nothing like Holocaust denial, they just think that, on balance, the Holocaust was probably quite nasty, and it’s better if we just quietly ignore it, instead of actively remembering it happened.

Arguments against recognising HMD included claims it is not ‘inclusive’ of other genocides, and elevates those super lucky Jews above other minority groups, by recognising the fact that they are the only ethnic group on earth to enter the 21st century with fewer people than they started the 20th century. How could they dare ask for such preferential treatment? Jews gone mad, is what it is.

Members of the audience clapped at the suggestion that NUS shouldn’t recognise HMD, but they definitely aren’t anti-Semitic, they just hate Jews, Israel and Woody Allen – but that’s just politics ok, it isn’t anti-Semitic.

New NUS president Malia Bouattia, who described Birmingham University as a ‘Zionist outpost’, thinks the mainstream media is ‘Zionist led’, and responded to a letter from Jewish students saying she was prejudice by saying those claims made her ‘uncomfortable’, instead of apologising, says it’s all fine, cause she has a Jewish friend.

Bouattia has promised to put liberation at the heart of her work, namely liberating everyone else from the iron-clad grip of the Jewish cabal that controls the world.

Damn it. She’s onto us.

 

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