Published on May 16th, 2017 | by Flipside0
Robby Traverse: ‘As a proud Black Woman, it is my moral duty to call out racism in the BME society.’
EDINBURGH – In another astonishing display of bullshit, local snake-oil salesman Robby Traverse has sworn himself to protect BME groups with a campaign of online harassment against Edinburgh BME officers. Traverse has sworn himself as ‘a champion of morality and justice’ which is why he is heroically threatening Black Women with legal action.
‘No one appreciated all of the community work I’ve done in my self-promotion,’ the quail-boned twitter tumor told this reporter. ‘After I’ve outed their bigotry I’ll work to have that disgusting mural in George Sq. torn down and replaced with a picture of Voltaire. Free speech is the most important issue today and I don’t think enough people are shouting about it.’
After the interview, and a three hour shower, this reporter reached out to the student body for comment.
‘Does it matter that a self-described Blairite does anything?’ asked one Student. ‘He has all the influence of a 2007 youtube star.’
A nearby university staff chimed in,’Traverse is unmolested by the rumblings of a soul.’
A spokesperson for humanity told this reporter, ‘the best course of action is to ignore him. Someone with moral bankruptcy of Deng, the social media presence of Milo Y., and the loathsome qualities of May probably doesn’t have anything to say.’