Published on March 28th, 2017 | by Flipside0
Outrage Over Daily Femail Headline In Alternate Matriarchy Universe
Scandal has been caused in the alternate matriarchy universe by The Daily Femail, the only remaining news source which manipulates facts rather than emotions to get what it wants.
The headline, which ran above a photograph of David Cameron and Alex Salmond, read: “IS THIS THE WIG SOCIETY?” Men’s Rights’ Activis’ts took to social media in uproar against the headline.
@WoahMenNotWomen: It’s bad enough that we have to worry about where apostrophes go in out name, now we are judged by our hair?!
@MakeRightsMANdatory: Men are kept on the fringes of our society. Literally. #ValidateMyPun
@RealDonaldTrump: I don’t know how to spell ‘saad’ but if I did, this would be sadd. Leading meninist speaker, Milo Yanippopotamus, spoke exclusively to Flipside on the issue, since he had run out of credible journalists to talk to.
“No wonder young boys aren’t raised to be politicians from a young age if this is how male politicians are treated,” said Yanippopoatmus, wallowing in the filth of his own lies. “Alex Salmond is the first male First Minister of Scotland, and David Cameron is the second male Prime Minister after Churchill. We were almost making progress. Almost.” Edit: Flipside had reported that its President and Head of Design, both women, had gone missing. They have been found in the alternate matriarchy universe and are “never coming back if you fucking paid us equally.”