Patrick Garratt to stand in General Election
June 1st, 2017 | by Flipside
In a shock announcement, EUSA VPAA Patrick Garratt has announced that he intends to stand for Parliament in the seat […]
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University not willing to stop torturing students
June 1st, 2017 | by Flipside
In what was originally perceived as a monumental fuck-up, it has been revealed that the email sent out to graduating […]
Barack Obama Ejected from Big Cheese
May 28th, 2017 | by Flipside
Friday night saw the last Big Cheese of the academic year, and in attendance was a special guest, the 44th […]
Jared Kushner Tried to Set Up Private Myspace Page with Trump, Putin and Lavrov
May 28th, 2017 | by Flipside
Reports have emerged that first son-in-law Jared Kushner tried to set up a private Myspace page, in order to conduct […]
Diversity Win! Obama is about to become Ed Uni’s fourth EVER Black Student!
May 27th, 2017 | by Flipside
EDINBURGH – The Edinburgh student population was buzzing today with news that President Obama isn’t just visiting the city, but […]
Hi There Do You Have A Moment No That’s Okay Have a Great Day
May 25th, 2017 | by Flipside
EDINBURGH – Hi there, please don’t click away. Just wondering if you have a moment. I am from the Church […]
Highest Terror Threat No Match for Own Existential Dread
May 24th, 2017 | by Flipside
Leading psychologists have suggested that the fear and pain caused by the threat of terrorism in the UK is still […]
Flipside Discovers ‘Human’ Side to PM in Recent Interview
May 21st, 2017 | by Flipside
On a recent trip to a primary school Flipside caught up with the current Prime Minister and members of the Cabinet, […]
Fresh-Faced 19 year old Looking Forward to Potential Disenfranchisement
May 21st, 2017 | by Flipside
Having today registered to have their say in the governance of the country, a first-time voter is now looking forward […]
Local Teen Neglects To Register To Vote Because His Mum Ran Out of Stamps
May 21st, 2017 | by Flipside
18 and 9 months year old Seth Davies, has recently realized that due to forces entirely beyond his […]
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