“Brexit Spending Was Totally Legit”-Says Boris Wearing Suit of Diamonds.
March 26th, 2018 | by Flipside
“Look” said Boris, whilst wearing a suit of Diamonds (which had been coloured and patterned to resemble the Union Jack), […]
SK8R LIFE INSURANCE (SK8) ✖ STOCK SUSPENDED
EDINBURGH UNIVERSITY STUDENTS ASSOCIATION (EUSA) ▼-2005.21
ALEX SALMOND’S HAIR ▼ 230.067
CONSERVATIVE & UNIONIST NATIONAL TWEED CO (CUNT) ▲69.99
LADS, INC (LAD)▲1783.44
NATIONAL ASSOCIATION ZOCIALIST, INC (NAZI)▼2.48
BEDLAM THEATRE GROUP (BT) ▲ 5.74
EDINBURGH UNIVERSITY CREDIBILITY (UC) ▼ 1.000567
PETER HIGG’S SWAG ($G) ▲∞
BOTECO (BOT) ▲ 456.34
AVERAGE AGE IN TEVIOT (OLD) ▲ 67.45
PANDA CHILDCARE UK PLC (PCU) ✖ STOCK SUSPENDED
MILEY CYRUS EDINBURGH FAN CLUB (TWERK)▲ 42.67
DIRECTION OF NOSES UPON MENTION OF EDINBURGH NAPIER (NOZ) ▲ 90.00
EXAM PERFORMANCE IN MCEWAN HALL (STARE) ▼ 11.000567
TEVIOT CHIPS (SHIT)▼ 56.23
“Like We Said The Last Time, This Won’t Happen Again”- Boris Warns Russia…
March 9th, 2018 | by Flipside
Following the use of a nerve agent to poison former Russian spy, Sergei Skripal, and his daughter, Yulia Skripal, Boris […]
EUSA Sabb’s Candidates Ranked By Colour Scheme
March 8th, 2018 | by Flipside
They want a salary. And they need YOU to give it them. But who do you choose? In a world […]
UPDATE: Sam Nunberg Still Won’t Get Off My Lawn
March 6th, 2018 | by Flipside
WASHINGTON – After a long night of Bacardi Hurricanes and press appearances, former Trump Aide Sam Nunberg is still passed […]
“Not This Election Bullshit Again” Say 90% of Edinburgh Students
March 5th, 2018 | by Flipside
“Not This Election Bullshit Again”-90% of Edinburgh Students A bitter snow has fallen, many have been stranded, bread and milk […]
Palestinian Parliament commits to supporting a two EUSA president solution
March 4th, 2018 | by Flipside
The Palestinian Legislative Council has come together after several years of dissolution to unanimously pledge its support for a two […]
Beast From The East Secures Working Visa
March 2nd, 2018 | by Flipside
In the last few days Britain has been subjected to a visit from the Beast From the East; snow, wind […]
Student who thought Edinburgh Uni couldn’t be any whiter proved wrong
March 1st, 2018 | by Flipside
With the Red Weather Warning placed over the central belt of Scotland, University of Edinburgh students were shocked to discover […]
We Have No Money For Pensions: Says 400K Salaried Principle…
February 26th, 2018 | by Flipside
The Edinburg University Principle, Mr Rich Old-Whiteman, has recently weighed into the debate over strikes and pensions by saying we […]
Why Didn’t They Let Us Go to Amsterdam! We Didn’t Realise There Would be an Unethical Power Dynamic in Haiti!
February 21st, 2018 | by Flipside
Following the Oxfam overseas scandal, workers have defended themselves by saying it’s not their fault that their superiors didn’t let […]
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