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Published on April 11th, 2016 | by Flipside

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“PC Culture Gone Mad,” Claims Apple

Breaking News: Apple have caused controversy by joining other bellends in the fight to end PC culture on campus.

“PC culture has gone mad,” a spokesperson said. “It is hurting our sales dramatically. Look in any room these days and you’ll find PC culture everywhere. People have a right to choice about how they interact with their world and with PC culture running amok, this just isn’t happening.”

When quizzed as to what they thought of the recent controversy on campus they replied, “Ohh that mess? No, no we mean PC as in Microsoft and Bill Gates, not political correctness. Even an evil multi-billion dollar company like us can see that not being a total prick to minorities is often quite a good thing to do.”

On the same lines when asked about their factories in China, the Apple spokesperson ran away throwing free and shiny distracting Mac-Book Pros in her wake. Our reporter was distracted but this article was written on a free and shiny mac.

Boo to PC culture, fuck Bill Gates, Apple NO.1.

Sent from my iPhone. Yep, we all have iPhones now too.

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