Published on March 22nd, 2016 | by Flipside0
People admit they care a lot more about Justin Trudeau’s face than his ideas
Everyone has breathed a sigh of relief after finally realising they can admit they do not care about Justin Trudeau’s progressive liberal agenda or ‘really good ideas’. Ever since he was elected as the Canadian prime minister, people have been fibbing that they like him because of the honest way he does politics or his commitment to feminism.
Amanda, an accountant, said of her relief, ‘Ever since he was elected, I’ve been talking to Suzie in the office and banging on and on about his gender-balanced cabinet and willingness to accept refugees. Boy did we have a giggle when we both revealed that all we cared about was his piercing blue eyes and glossy dark curly hair.’
Trudeau, the newly elected Canadian prime minister, is known more commonly as the True Beau. His political accomplishments, including a gender-balanced cabinet, have gone unnoticed thus far because of his boxer’s physique.
Heteron Phallub from the Daily Mail spoke to Flipside and said, ‘Trudeau knows that parading his powerful pins around in skintight trousers distracts people from his radical left-wing agenda. If he flashes his provocative dazzling smile, people swoon and do not pay attention to what he is actually saying.’