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Published on September 21st, 2016 | by Flipside

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‘People ‘ Magazine Says “I Told You So”: Throw Massive Party

There was a unique office party last night, ‘People’ magazine had finally done it. At some point the shit would stick and they could predict that Angelina and Brad (they knew so much about them it was only fair to describe them on first name basis) would break up. Victorious, Andrea, editor of the ‘Love: Celebrities Don’t Deserve It’ section, threw cake at her intern Polly, a recent Edinburgh University graduate, and screamed into her terrified and exhausted face “YES. Now all we need is for Kimye to break up by Christmas and Kate Middleton to get fat and this will be the best year of my life”

In the corner, Jenny, from the ‘Who Died’ section gleefully cackled: ‘Oh so many deaths, so much death, heheheheh. What a time to be alive.’

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