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Published on December 11th, 2016 | by Flipside

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Planet Earth II’s Wilson’s Bird-Of-Paradise Total ‘Fuck Boy’

The exotic bird who recently dazzled television audiences with a colourful display in a bid to secure a mate has been revealed as a piece of shit who has no respect for woman.

Wilson’s Bird-Of-Paradise Jack Corrie was featured on the Planet Earth II episode ‘Jungle’ where he presented himself as a vulnerable, anxious creature who only wanted to find ‘the one’. However, it has since been revealed that he’s used the same tactic on a number of females. Female Bird-Of-Paradise, and one-time mate, Louise Gane said:

‘He’s so full of shit. It was all about the chase to that prick. He kept saying how into me he was and how he felt a real connection between us. But as soon as it was over he flew away and he’s not answered any of my bird calls since. Then my best friend said she’s heard he’s done this to a few females all over the island. Why do boys have to be so mean?! I’ve been warning all the other female bird of paradise to stay away from him on twitter.I’ve so far destroyed his social media reputation.’

What an incredible arsehole.

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