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Published on November 28th, 2016 | by Flipside

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Politics Student Arrives to Lecture Dressed In Che Guevara T Shirt To Commemorate His Death

 

Jeremy Ions a 3rd year Politics student hailing from Norfolk, arrived on this cloudy Monday morning proudly political and engaged in global politics by displaying his Topman purchased Che Guevara t-shirt to commemorate what Jeremy understood to be his death, this past Friday. When asked how he felt about the recent demise of  an iconic communist, he said ‘Well I love communism, I thin it’s a very cute idea, everyone sharing everything and the poors living like the wealthy. Fantastic! This man thought that too, it’s sad that such a light has gone from the world. I’m pretty sure he made it possible for everyone in Cuba to have Classic cars and drink delicious cocktails all day.’

 

When a fellow student pointed his folly out, Jeremy return to us to reassure us that ‘This was all meant to be ironic, of course I know this Castro guy is the one who actually died, I have read the Financial Times before you know. But they’re basically the same person anyway, Castra probably looked a lot like Che Guevara when he was young, bet he even had the same hat. I thought communists wanted to be treated like they were the same? They all lived cigars, right?’

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