Published on April 21st, 2016 | by Flipside0
Prince Definitely Definitely Not Dead, Right? Surely It Can’t Be Possible? Right Guys? RIIIGHT!?!?!?!
Pocket-sized paisley bouffant genius Prince is definitely, 100% still alive, cause there’s just not fucking way he’s suddenly died, after everyone else this year.
Anything you hear about Prince no longer being alive is definitely a lie, a figment of your imagination and a fate too severe to even momentarily consider as ‘having happened’ just earlier today. Just remember, it’s the Queen’s borthday – think about that, focus on that OK, and just remember that His Majesty Prince is still alive, still beautiful and still making great songs. Maybe you can catch his live tour in a few months, cause he is categorically still alive.
Just a friendly update from Edinburgh Flipside: Prince is alive and well, and while he is, you are too.
Have a great day!
*sobs uncontrollably into chest for 40 hours straight listening to Lovesexy and Purple Rain on repeat*