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Published on October 5th, 2016 | by Flipside

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Princess Charlotte and Prince George Exposed As Edwardian Ghost Children

After months of speculation, it has finally been revealed that Prince George and Charlotte are actually Edwardian ghost children. The clothes and mannerism that the children displayed had been raising suspicions for a while, but it wasn’t until they went to Canada an refused to touch the very alive and strapping Canadian Prime Minister; Justin Pierre James Trudeau PC MP, that these conditions were confirmed.

 

A source close to the Royal family said ‘no one seemed to notice for so long we thought it would just go away. In truth, the Royal family is just so backwards and steeped in tragic history that we had no choice but to employ small, but realistic ghost children. We just knew that at some point people would notice something was off. But we just didn’t think it would be a dashing Canadian called Trudeau’.

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