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Published on October 3rd, 2013 | by Flipside

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Recent survey reveals Latin and Ancient Greek to be world’s most spoken languages

A recent survey of the world’s population by God, in conjunction with the Playboy Channel, revealed that the most spoken languages in the world are Ancient Greek and Latin, rapidly raising the value of Classics degrees for the first time since the fall of the Roman Empire.

The department of History, Classics, and Archaeology at the University of Edinburgh was delighted, and released a statement saying exactly that. “We are delight. Finally one of the 30 different degrees we offer is actually going to be useful for something.”

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