Published on October 2nd, 2016 | by Flipside0
Top 5 places to breakup with someone
- Royal Mile
“If I do it in public, maybe he/she won’t scream!” If you are keen to avoid scandal and emotional breakdowns, this one is for you. Ideal for relationships shorter than 6 months – any longer than that, their pride will be hurt even more and they will yell at you for doing it in a public place.
The sound of serene birdsong, a gentle breeze in the air and a charity stand in the corner of their eye to remind them of those less fortunate. What could go wrong?
If you carefully plan it out so that you do the deed in front of the biscuit or ice cream isle, you will do them a favor and save time on the trip for comfort food.
- The Cowgate on a Saturday night
If you aren’t classy enough for the Royal Mile, a busy Cowgate is a great alternative. Drunken freshers’ yelling is guaranteed to drown out any tantrums. The hordes of inebriated lads & ladettes are having their loud fun out on town and your significant other attempting to hit you over the head with a beer bottle will not even merit a second glance. In fact, you will blend right in.
- Top of Arthur’s Seat
Caught him in the act with your sister? Spotted her burning the final copy of your dissertation out of spite? For horrendous acts of evil, take your significant other on a romantic walk. When you (finally) reach the top and the hike hasn’t taken the anger out of you, gently (and discreetly) push them off the mountain.