Rugby World Cup: Barry From Pub To Take England Coaching Role If Wales Win.

Breaking News: In order to make England Coach, Stuart Lancaster aware of the pressure he is under, the RFU have issued a statement regarding the potential result of tonight’s Wales match.

“We know what an important game this one is, to lose to the Welsh with their injury crisis, would be like losing a the last chocolate biscuit down the side of the sofa, unforgivable. Thus, we know that if Stuart cannot achieve a victory tonight, his life, sorry job, must become forfeit,” said a spokesperson.

“As we are England and defeat is always a possibility, we have already scouted our next head coach. It will be Barry from pub. Now ever since Barry stopped playing rugby at the age of 11 and started watching it again at the age of 37, we have known that he is the man to take us to the top. Once several pints into a conversation Barry’s knowledge of the complexities of the game is second to none. His ability to discipline the players for errors in an articulate and constructive manner is apparent from the way he shouts at the TV. We know if Stuart must go, that Barry will make a fine replacement.”