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Published on February 29th, 2016 | by Flipside

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SAABs (SAABA) Announce Eurovision Song Contest Entry

The Edinburgh University Student’s Association have announced they intend to enter this year’s Eurovision Song Contest. Now known as ‘SAABA’ they will also be releasing a double A-side single, ‘Vote Yes For My Love’/’Referendum (De-Dum De-Dum)’, which is expected to hit the Top Ten, not just here but across the continent.

Jonny Ross-Tatam aka ‘Tatanium’ commented, ‘Yeeeaaahhh boooyyyyeeee we got my man MC Peeler, The Hunk wi’ the Funk! We got Imoji, she puts the ‘mic’ in Acade-mic Affairs and we got UrTempo, who we couldn’t find for the photo shoot….Which means she’s the mysterious one! You get me?!’

Tatanium explained the SAABs decision in an interview backstage, whilst enjoying the post-show massage, ‘You see we realised that pretty soon our tenure here will be over so we thought ‘what next?’ Anyway Andy was listening to his Eurovision playlist on Spotify later that day, and that’s when it hit us. So first we’re going to get a residency at Big Cheese, which should pull the punters in. It also means we’ll get free entry!’

Upon arrival UrTempo added, ’we’ve also got a slot lined up on Wednesday night at Cav and I can get us some shows in Magaluf, so we can milk this for all it’s worth and get some free sun!’

Imoji continued, ’Saturday morning television though, that’s the real goal. That’s where the big bucks are. You get treated like fuckin’ Gods!’

MC Peeler finished, ‘This has always been my dream. I’m even going to get my crack, sack and back done for the night. Well I kinda have to with the skimpy number I have in mind!’

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