SK8R LIFE INSURANCE (SK8) ✖ STOCK SUSPENDED
EDINBURGH UNIVERSITY STUDENTS ASSOCIATION (EUSA) ▼-2005.21
ALEX SALMOND’S HAIR ▼ 230.067
CONSERVATIVE & UNIONIST NATIONAL TWEED CO (CUNT) ▲69.99
LADS, INC (LAD)▲1783.44
NATIONAL ASSOCIATION ZOCIALIST, INC (NAZI)▼2.48
BEDLAM THEATRE GROUP (BT) ▲ 5.74
EDINBURGH UNIVERSITY CREDIBILITY (UC) ▼ 1.000567
PETER HIGG’S SWAG ($G) ▲∞
BOTECO (BOT) ▲ 456.34
AVERAGE AGE IN TEVIOT (OLD) ▲ 67.45
PANDA CHILDCARE UK PLC (PCU) ✖ STOCK SUSPENDED
MILEY CYRUS EDINBURGH FAN CLUB (TWERK)▲ 42.67
DIRECTION OF NOSES UPON MENTION OF EDINBURGH NAPIER (NOZ) ▲ 90.00
EXAM PERFORMANCE IN MCEWAN HALL (STARE) ▼ 11.000567
TEVIOT CHIPS (SHIT)▼ 56.23

Science & Tech

Published on February 16th, 2016 | by Flipside

0

Scientists discover more gravity

Science recently announced the discovery of ‘a shitload’ more gravity in the universe than previously anticipated.

 

The theory that there was an inveritable dickload more gravity than it seemed was originally proposed by Albert Einstein, but he didn’t have enough science to prove it at the time, so everyone assumed he was joking. But this week, scientists confirmed that we’ve now discovered all the relevant science, and Einstein was right all along.

 

We spoke to a scientist about the discovery:

 

“It’s amazing actually, to think that Einstein knew this almost a century ago. This proves that he is, pound-for-pound, the greatest scientist to ever walk this earth. He makes Peter Higgs look like a huge science bitch. Anyway, what happens is when black holes bump into each other, they sort of mate and make new gravity, and then the gravity is like ‘Hey guys!’ – it ripples or ‘waves’ at us, from like 100 billion light years away, so we call this a gravitational wave. The black holes basically give birth to new gravity”

 

We tried to reach Albert Einstein for his opinions on the matter, sadly he was busy being long dead.

Share on FacebookTweet about this on TwitterShare on RedditEmail this to someone

Tags: , , ,


About the Author



Comments are closed.

Back to Top ↑