Published on April 6th, 2017 | by Flipside0
‘Put a leather jacket on something and people will fuck it’ says English Lit student
A third year English literature student has revolutionised the world of fashion with their stunning take on the usefulness of leather, claiming that it is the “sexiest piece of fashion in the world”.
Speaking to her tutorial group, Jennifer Flanagan said “Leather is just universally sexy. Put it on any human being and they instantly become the most fuckable person in the room. I don’t see why the principle doesn’t apply to inanimate objects as well. I’d fuck a chair if it was draped in a leather jacket.”
According to student sources, following Flanagan’s philosophical rambling, the tutor then nervously coughed and asked if anyone would like a quick 5-minute break before continuing on with their reading of the New Testament.