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Published on February 21st, 2016 | by Flipside

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Shia LeBeouf to guest edit The Tab.

The Tab has announced Hollywood star, and centre of his own universe, Shia LeBeouf is to next month guest edit the ‘news’ website for a period of twenty four hours. LeBeouf, well-known recently for a series of different self-publicising art projects, is expected to be highly-beneficial to The Tab.

A spokesperson said, ‘We know from previous projects that his work appears to just be a twenty four hour live stream of his face, so we expect a vast improvement in content during his time with us. LeBeouf has been living in a bubble for quite some time now with little thought given to how ridiculous he actually is. So to us it was like looking in a mirror and, on paper, this seems like a match made in heaven. ‘

Meanwhile LeBeouf, said, ‘I thought I’d best do some research and read some articles. Transformers: Dark of the Moon was actually watchable after that experience. I thought I was pretentious, I’m going to have to bring my A game. I’m thinking for starters all the writers will wear a bag over their heads with ‘I AM NOT A JOURNALIST ANY MORE’ emblazoned it or a picture of my face. Either way, they will all become Shia LeBeouf with a number attached to avoid confusion. Anyway I’ve got some ideas floating around like a quiz on ‘which one of my toes with a member of the Tab’s top people on campus list drawn on them are you?’ so it should be a complete waste of time for anybody who reads it.’

The Tab spokesperson, Shia 6, finished, ‘It always is.’

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