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Politics

Published on September 14th, 2015 | by Flipside

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Shock and Horror and Horror and Shock as Left Wing Leader Appoints Left Wing Cabinet.

Breaking and genuinely mind boggling news: As the self-proclaimed “pretty left wing” Jeremy Corbyn announced his cabinet, the British political scene was left in total shock. This was due to the fact that it appears his shadow cabinet will also be left wing and is made up of people who generally agree with his views. We know right WTF, Jezza???

A genuinely baffled Liz Kendall tried to explain why the cabinet announcement came as a shock. “As is general practice in all political activity, you never surround yourself with people who agree with you or think in a similar way, what you do is have a team of people who hate you and won’t help you achieve anything. Helping to polarise any system and basically achieve fuck all, which is the whole point of British politics. Corbyn has missed this and actually seems determined to achieve something, I know, it really is insane.”

The British political landscape looks set to change from a country with a right wing government, which will be in power for the next five years; to a country with a right wing government, which will be in power for the next five years. Who knows where it may go from there? Our guess is probably as good as any, which says a lot, as we make our stuff up…..

(My flat mate said a dick pick would improve this article’s comedy content. I may update it later).

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