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Published on October 22nd, 2015 | by Flipside

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Shocking News: Edinburgh Found To Be Suburb Of North London.

In a shocking turn of events it has been discovered that Edinburgh is actually just a suburb of North London. The discovery was made by a student taking a stroll in the new town, who stumbled upon a portal which took him directly to Piccadilly Circus.

“It turns out that when the English built Edinburgh to piss of Glasgow in 1029 Ad, they left magic portals all over the city connecting it to London”, said historian Neil Oliver.

He continued by saying, “In fact this shouldn’t come as a surprise at all, Edinburgh has always been connected to London in many ways, by its people, its culture, its politicians, and its university’s all aren’t really what we would associate with historical Scotland. I mean, it is a stop on the London tube, how have we been missing this?”

Such findings have also gone a long way to explaining how the whole population of London seem to occupy Edinburgh with such ease during the Fringe.

Finally the 45, now just 45 angry people in a pub commented, “Fuck aye, we always telt ye that Edinburgh was part o’ that wanky England isn’t it? Nae wander that Scottish parliment hasn’t been able to dae anything, get it tae Glasgee and wee Nicola can really do her job right.”

The 45 since then have reduced to a man and his dog, the dog is cute.

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