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Published on December 21st, 2015 | by Flipside

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Smell of panic slowly fades from Edinburgh University Library

 

Following the past weeks in which acclaimed scientists finally identified the mysterious smell which had hung around Edinburgh library like the smokers that hang outsides it’s student infested floors, as ‘pure unadulterated panic’,  the stench has reportedly begun to fade.

With the  dreaded 21st of December come and gone, and most of the remaining students leaving to go home, said students have found that their families will soon invariably annoy them after the novelty of free food has worn off, and that they have nothing in common with their friends from home apart from a shared high school trip to Berlin and underage drinking.  Further, the dwindling student population of Edinburgh has resulted in the decline in quality of Edinburgh’s Yik Yak ‘game’, which is now reportedly ‘weak’. On the plus side, the local people of Edinburgh can finally enjoy Hive in peace.

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