Published on May 16th, 2016 | by Flipside0
Sniffer Dog Has Best Sunday Ever
Greater Manchester Police Sniffer Dog PC Otto Von Bisbark couldn’t believe his luck yesterday afternoon when his favourite human treated him to a day out at Manchester United’s home stadium, Old Trafford.
Otto said, ‘I thought it was just going to be a lazy Sunday for me, I was very tired after all the fun we had had at the airport the day before. But little did I know my favourite human, who I named Whiskers due to his moustache, had a surprise in store for me. I was lying half-asleep on my rug when there was all this excitement and before I knew it we were speeding along the road flashing the ‘blues and twos.’ I don’t know why we were in such a hurry, I think Whiskers may have forgot about the trip. Anyway when we got there I had the run of the place, all that grass, stairs, seats to sniff, the lot! I found loads of chips, so many in fact I had a bit of a tactical spew. Which I also ate. Then to top it all off I found this cracking bit of plastic tubing. Which seemed to please everyone. Now I love our airport trips, you get to meet so many people, but this was something different. IT. WAS. AMAZING!
Police Dog handler PC Daniel Lewis said: ‘I’m a life-long Man City supporter, my two-year’s middle names are Sergio and Aguero, even though she’s a girl. So I was especially pleased when Otto pissed on the home bench.’