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Published on October 18th, 2015 | by Flipside

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Sport Exists Only To Upset Scottish People: Studies Find

It just fucking does. I am sorry, this is too raw. We were so close, so bloody close. Two minutes. You can’t normally do much more than make a cup of tea in two minutes, but we managed to not make it through. Two minutes. I fucking hate two minutes now. I will never do anything for two minutes again. Making tea now takes three minutes. Fuck two minutes. And line outs. And other things. Sadness.

Too sad.

Well played Scotland.

Going on this World Cup some might suggest that the other home nations and Ireland also have the same issue. This may be true, but clearly sport exists to make the Scottish people sad. I mean let’s not mention the football.

At least Andy won the tennis that time or something.

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