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Published on July 9th, 2013 | by Flipside

Spy Kids 5 to be set almost entirely in Russia Ecuadorian embassy

MOSCOW, RUSSIA – Dimension Films has announced that the latest instalment of the Spy Kids movie series will involve a complete turn around in layout. The new movie will feature high profile espionage experts-cum-leaky cauldrons Edward Snowden (played by Danny Trejo) and Julian Assange (Cheech Marin) fighting back to back against US authorities.

Director Robert Rodriguez has backed up his outrageous decision, “Portraying the experiences of real life enemies of the state will make the movie more authentic, which is what we’ve always been aiming towards.” Rodriguez, primarily recognised as the Director of vampire frenzy ‘From Dusk ‘Til Dawn’ and as the director who is estimated to have saved thousands of lives by keeping Danny Trejo away from normalised society . “We don’t want to repeat the same bullshit we’ve done from the first couple of films. This one is going to feature more irritating quips, more gadgets made out of kitchen appliances and more caricatures of hispanic men than ever before. It will definitely stand out.”

Unfortunately Alexa Vega has ruled herself out of filming another movie after following Emma Watson’s footsteps in making a smooth transition from innocent young cutie to a raging whore.

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