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Published on April 30th, 2016 | by Flipside

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Student Wins Fabled Amazon Voucher After Completing National Student Survey

A student who has completed the National Student Survey has reportedly won the mythical £20 voucher for online retailer Amazon. Erin Lister has described the feat,

‘Bliss was it in that dawn to be alive, But to be young was very heaven! I’m on course for a first at the moment in my History degree but this will go down as my greatest achievement. I’ve already updated my cv accordingly. I couldn’t believe it when I got the email. A gold light shone on to my face, I tried to be as discreet as possible but the girl next to me noticed it. She grabbed me and shouted, ‘Hey you’ve got it! You’ve got the Amazon voucher! The girl’s got the Amazon voucher!’ A crowd formed, I was terrified. Fortunately a friend of mine, Patrick Birch, pulled me out the unruly mass and told me, ’Run straight home Erin and don’t stop till you get there!’ My legs carried me as fast as they could, my heart was beating and my mouth was dry. But the Amazon voucher was mine.’

Meanwhile an investigation has been launched amid claims of some ungodly act, as many claim this sort of thing is only possible by entering into a Faustian pact.

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