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Published on April 25th, 2016 | by Flipside

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Student’s Exam “Was Alright Actually”

2nd Year Engineering Student Jerry Findlay announced to his flat mates this evening that the Fluid Mechanics 2B exam he sat earlier this afternoon “was alright actually” and not the “massive bitch of a question paper” that he had been proposing to his friends that it would be, for all of last week.

“Yeah it was fine” said Findlay, speaking to Flipside. “A lot of guys in the year above said it would absolutely shaft us but it didn’t I initially thought it can’t be much different to Fluid Mechanics 2A, but when I proposed that, the third years laughed uncontrollably and kept repeating phrases like ‘I had a lot to learn’ and ‘good luck with that’”.

“Come to think of it, it was almost like they were trying to maintain an air of knowing superiority over me” he added.

After the success of his first exam, Findlay was reportedly spending the evening playing on his Xbox, and neglecting revision for his other courses, in light of his newfound confidence. This behavior is now expected to continue for the rest of the exam period.

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