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Published on November 20th, 2015 | by Flipside

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Syrian Refugees Bring Stability to Glasgow

As the first Syrian refugees are resettled in the Glasgow metropolitan area, the region has finally found the peace and stability it so desperately needed. The victims of unspeakable violence were more than happy to allow the Syrian women and children into their communities. The resettled have had a dramatic impact on the community, leading to an immediate decrease in violence.

‘I think we can finally start rebuilding,’ a Paisley resident told Flipside. ‘As we’re both victims of pointless and stupid sectarian violence, I see absolutely no reasons to discriminate against these people.’

A Glasgow Council Member spoke to the press this weekend: ‘We are more than happy to welcome these persecuted communities. Anyone who isn’t accepting should probably be deported. It’s incredible but the perspective these refugees have brought has lead to Glaswegians everywhere to cull their own bigotries….’

Flipside interviewed one of the refugee residents about their new city: ‘It’s a fixer-upper,’ they said.

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