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Published on November 3rd, 2015 | by Flipside

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Tab-Student Controversy proves Flipside is the Last Bastion of Journalistic Integrity.

With the recent ‘scandal’ The Student for criticizing The Tab for criticizing Sexpressions for a workshop, Edinburgh Flipside is now the last bastion of Journalistic integrity.

The Tab published an article attacking a workshop held by the charitable body Sexpressions. Normally this wouldn’t constitute as news but instead of ignoring the article written by a dude who probably hates women, the Student published a whole article about the article on their front page, thereby creating an Ouroboros of bullshit and making everything worse for everyone.

The good news is this makes Edinburgh Flipside the one news source without a history of bullshit!

The Student now only publishes mean music reviews and re-worded Guardian pieces

The Tab has proven to be the most harmful publication since the works of Ernst Ruedin

Spiked is staffed entirely by shit-throwing chimpanzees who read Atlas Shrugged

The Sun continues its war on women

The Guardian has yet to regrow a spine

The BBC remains boycotted in Scotland since September last year

The Independant still thinks it’s better than Buzzfeed

Buzzfeed still tells its news through animated gifs

The Daily Mail is still #1 with racists.

Leaving Good Ol Flipside as the number one publication in all of the UK.

Edinburgh Flipside

Your #1 News Source, by default. FUCK YEH.

 

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