Victims Forced to Speak to Theresa May Taken to Hospital
June 19th, 2017 | by Flipside
Victims of an atrocity in west London were being treated in hospital yesterday, alongside survivors of the Grenfell tower tragedy. […]
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Highest Terror Threat No Match for Own Existential Dread
May 24th, 2017 | by Flipside
Leading psychologists have suggested that the fear and pain caused by the threat of terrorism in the UK is still […]
Theresa May Announces Plans To Review Child Labour Laws and ‘Get Them Back Up Those Chimneys
May 6th, 2017 | by Flipside
Hoping to appeal to the general populace, who under increasing cuts and inflation damaging the cost of life, Theresa May […]
Outrage Over Daily Femail Headline In Alternate Matriarchy Universe
March 28th, 2017 | by Flipside
Scandal has been caused in the alternate matriarchy universe by The Daily Femail, the only remaining news source which manipulates […]
Sturgeon to May: ‘Come Ahead, Square Go’
March 27th, 2017 | by Flipside
Ahead of today’s meeting between Theresa May and Nicola Sturgeon, Scotland’s First Minister has assured Ms May that she will […]
Berlin a Better Influence than International Terrorism
March 23rd, 2017 | by Flipside
Reports by the BBC suggesting yesterday’s terrorist act was carried out by a lone wolf influenced by international terrorism has […]
Statue of Liberty to Return to France
March 15th, 2017 | by Flipside
In another embarrassing twist for the current US administration, the Statue of Liberty announced today that she will soon be […]
Anti-Trump Dogs Look Forward to Epic Walkies
February 11th, 2017 | by Flipside
Following on from a week last Monday’s widespread protests, and those immediately following the inauguration of President Trump, this weekend […]
“Trump Still Has Time To Prove Himself” Says Man Wearing Cloak Of Human Skin
February 7th, 2017 | by Flipside
There’s no doubt that President Trump’s first few weeks in office, and his unprecedented number of executive orders, have […]
2010/11 Socialist Society President Joins Conservative Party
February 4th, 2017 | by Flipside
The former president of Edinburgh University Socialist Society (SocSoc) has completed the inevitable today, and officially joined the Conservative Party. […]
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