FemSoc seeks destruction of ‘phallic’ Walter Scott Monument
September 26th, 2013 | by Flipside
Edinburgh City Council and the Walter Scott Foundation came under fire this week for their continued support of Princes Street’s […]
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Browsing the "politics" Tag
USA to issue Deputy Badges to closest allies
September 21st, 2013 | by Flipside
WASHINGTON D.C, USA – Today, in an aggressive display of foreign policy, the United States Government has started issuing ‘Deputy Badges’ […]
Longer sentences: Government to tackle benefit fraud by giving out more benefits
September 16th, 2013 | by Flipside
The Coalition government has today announced possible plans to give tougher, longer, prison sentences to benefit fraudsters, thus rewarding the […]
Left-Wing students annoyed most students don’t care about their internal conflicts
August 29th, 2013 | by Flipside
LOUNGE BAR, TEVIOT — Left-Wing students at the University of Edinburgh are apparently annoyed at the rest of the student […]
David Cameron considering abandoning military intervention due to student protest
August 29th, 2013 | by Flipside
LONDON — David Cameron announced this afternoon that he is considering abandoning his commitment to military intervention in Syria because 12 […]
Assad “just too sweet” to be condemned says US Secretary of State
August 28th, 2013 | by Flipside
DAMASCUS – US Secretary of State John Kerry has been congenially dissuaded from a US intervention in Syria after being […]
Mooncup pledge clinches EUSA election victory
July 9th, 2013 | by Flipside
TEVIOT ROW HOUSE – Vice President of Societies and Activities Nadia Mehdi triumphed in the EUSA elections after promising free […]
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