Browsing the "Things" Tag

Man Encouraged By Woman’s Total Silence: ‘No News is Good News’

March 24th, 2017 | by Flipside

A man is currently in a state of denial over the effect of the creepy messages he continuously sends a […]

Six Photos Of Clean Looking Women Very Almost Eating Yogurt #IWD

March 8th, 2017 | by Flipside

For International Women’s Day, EUSA announces this Saturday’s Big Cheese will be Ladies Night, Because That’s All Women Want Anyway

March 8th, 2017 | by Flipside

VPS Jenna Kelly said, ‘Alec and Patrick felt it was important to do something so they wrote this statement for […]

Edinburgh Bargain Store Becomes UNESCO World Heritage Site after T2 Film Appearance

March 6th, 2017 | by Flipside

Following the pivotal appearance of the infamous  Edinburgh Bargain Store, situated on Clerk Street and much loved by the local […]

David Cameron’s Mum regrets early night fifty years ago.

July 13th, 2016 | by Flipside

The mother of failed, outgoing, Prime Minister David Cameron has spoken of her regret at not having thought through the […]

Student Wins Fabled Amazon Voucher After Completing National Student Survey

April 30th, 2016 | by Flipside

A student who has completed the National Student Survey has reportedly won the mythical £20 voucher for online retailer Amazon. […]

Jay-Z Placed in Protective Custody after #Lemonade

April 26th, 2016 | by Flipside

Jay-Z has been evacuated to an undisclosed location after an army of Beyonce’s followers, who call themselves ‘the drones’, descended […]

What Your Library Floor Says About You

April 15th, 2016 | by Flipside

They say you can’t judge a book by its cover, but you can most definitely judge a student by which […]

Donald Trump Announces Plans To Build A Ditch

April 8th, 2016 | by Flipside

After a series of prominent minds, journalists, everyday civilians, monkeys, dogs, single celled organisms and spanners pointed out the variety […]

Everyone on campus is angry and here is why…

April 4th, 2016 | by Flipside

. Lol jks we aren’t a real news publication 🙂